Christian Women

Women of the Christian sort are not always as pure as they would like for us to believe but be cautious of them.  Some are alright, but you might find yourself in a ménage â trois composed of you, her, and her guilt.  The guilt will be a gloomy bedfellow.

Coquettes

I noticed at work one day that one of the women had neglected to button the top two buttons of her blouse.  I watched that blouse all day, thinking "It'll fall open just any second now!"  Near the end of the day, I finally gave up and mentioned that she'd left some buttons undone.  "Oh, no," she replied, smiling coyly.  She turned the edge of the blouse over and said, "See, I have a safety pin here on the inside, where you can't see it."

Another woman wore a T-shirt with a picture of sliced grapefruit halves and the caption "Squeeze These Please."  She saw me headed for her, screamed, and ran.  She didn't come out of hiding for the rest of the day and I never saw her wear that T-shirt again.

Why do women wear T-shirts that say "Can't touch this"?  Do they really believe that we don't already know that?  Are they trying to challenge us?  Is it a dare or is it merely a tease?

Consider bras.  Couldn't a woman get better support by wrapping a band of cloth around her chest?  Of course, that wouldn't make her boobs point up, stick out, and jiggle.

Feminists

It's entirely due to the obnoxious behavior of feminists that I'm now such a staunch political opponent of their special interest group.  I got real tired of several things.  An example is women who come to work as pretty as possible and then slap down the men who show a physical interest.  If they don't like the way that men behave then they shouldn't try so hard to force their way into our presence.  Maybe they should just stay at home.  Remember, sexually integrated workplaces weren't our idea.  It was the women who started it.

Lust

When a man looks at a woman, there isn't any difference between admiration and lust.  Women want to think that there is, but there isn't.  Men are sexually interested
 

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What's wrong with lust, anyway?  Sexual aggression in some form is present in every sexual species.  Watch a rooster sometime.  Or a buck.  I'm a male of the species and I refuse to apologize for it.  If a woman can't handle sexual aggression, then she should avoid men.

Married Women as Girlfriends

Don't be deceived by avowals and appearances.  Married women can be just as available as the single ones and they have some real advantages as girlfriends.

Married women don't usually insist on being wined and dined like single women.  They're trying to squeeze their affairs in around all of their family responsibilities and that forces them to reduce the affairs to the basics.  It's the ideal situation for a man.

A married woman usually doesn't have time for more than one boyfriend and the relationship with her husband will probably have gotten old.  It follows that her boyfriend is probably her only sex partner.  Maybe not, but it's a better bet than with single women.  That makes married women a little safer than single women with regard to contagious diseases.  At least one can hope.

A married woman already has a husband so she's less likely to be husband hunting.  Of course, watch out for those who'd like to trade up.

A married woman is less likely to become unexpectedly pregnant and, if she does, then you can always blame it on the husband.  In addition, married women must usually be more discreet than single women because they have more to lose.  That tends to make them less pushy.  Maybe not by much, but every little bit is a blessing.

Repression

What happens when you squeeze a balloon?  It bulges out somewhere.  At least some of the obnoxious things that men do to women are because of the way that we've been repressed.  I can't even look at a woman without risking some sort of reprimand.  Eventually, the repressed behavior has to come out somewhere and it will probably come out in some way that's less desirable for all concerned than if the women had just tolerated our foolish pranks.  Women should never forget that if you squeeze a balloon hard enough, it explodes.

Reproduction

In terms of the survival of the species, it's just pure good luck for women that they can enjoy sex.  It certainly isn't necessary.  All that's necessary is for men to enjoy sex and to be faster and stronger than women.
 

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